You don’t even need to finish the phrase. It’s clear: whatever you’re selling, I’m not buying, pal.
Now, with tokens phased out, the saying just isn’t quite as catchy.
“That, plus a metro card…” Oof. Kinda clunky.
Old sayings change.
Old ways sometimes need updating.
At the bank, I overheard a man say, “This is my funeral suit. Told my wife this is the outfit I want to be buried in!” Everyone laughed, but I wondered why he’d even be on that wavelength.
Never say this: ”If I didn’t have bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all!”
In truth, you actually have good luck. I call it Providence, but (I’ll update a few old sayings) – you say sweet potato, I say yam.
Just like watching the nightly news – if you judge the world by the headlines, you’d think it’s all going to Hades in a shopping cart! Those acts you hear about on the news are not the norm. That’s why they’re news!
Most people are doing the right thing. We all want harmony in the neighborhood and peace in the world. But…
It only takes one Granny Smith to sour the entire assortment! (Meh. That one needs work.)
It’s the bad apples that get the coverage. God’s still in charge. Not the gangs or the cartels or the syndicates. It really is a family of man. We are all related.
So I say this to you: Befriend your blessings. Don’t just count them. Marinate in them. Meditate on them. It’s the story you tell as you live your own life that seeps into your psyche. It either shores you up or drags you down. Just as you’d encourage a child with praise, it’s important to nurture your own soul by focusing on your blessings.
Forget the school of hard knocks. Matriculate in the University of the Universe’s Favor.
Grace is gentle, like a soft rain misting a rose. Let it fall on you like, well, Babka from Paradise! 🙂 Okay, you’re right, bubbe – the original is still the best choice. Like Manna from Heaven!